Here's Homer!" – Hyper-Real Horror Rash Guard
Step into the twisted corridors of the Overlook Hotel, Springfield edition. This isn't your Sunday night cartoon; it’s a high-definition nightmare woven into fabric. The front features a gritty, hyper-realistic reimagining of the patriarch gone mad—axe in hand, patience at zero. On the back, pure terror as the matriarch is cornered.
This full-print design captures the sweat, the fear, and the insanity of cinema’s most iconic breakdown, remixed with a nostalgic twist that will ruin your childhood in the best way possible. Flanked by The Salty Sinner signature branding on the sleeves, this piece is for those who know that sometimes, you just have to axe a few questions.
More details
- 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane (in the EU)
- 81% recycled polyester, 19% spandex (Lycra) (in the US)
- Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²) (in the EU)
- Fabric weight: 7.52 oz./yd.² (255g/m²) (in the US)
- Soft, stretchy, comfortable, moisture-wicking fabric
- Fitted cut
- UPF 50+ protection
- Premium quality
- Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: THE-SALTY-SINNER
- Email: the-salty-sinner-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Here's Homer!" – Hyper-Real Horror Rash Guard Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
13.98
|
25.59
|
121
|
|
XS
|
14.76
|
25.98
|
12.4
|
|
S
|
15.55
|
26.38
|
12.8
|
|
M
|
16.34
|
26.97
|
13.19
|
|
L
|
17.91
|
27.56
|
13.78
|
|
XL
|
19.49
|
28.15
|
14.37
|
|
2XL
|
216
|
28.74
|
14.96
|
|
3XL
|
22.64
|
29.33
|
15.55
|
|
4XL
|
24.21
|
29.92
|
16.14
|
|
5XL
|
25.79
|
30.51
|
16.73
|
|
6XL
|
27.36
|
31.1
|
17.32
|