Donkey Downer" Tee (Re-Imagined)Collection: The Ruined Childhood Series
Stop moping. Start toking.
We took the world’s saddest donkey, gave him a fat roll of "herbal therapy," and told him to stop worrying about his missing tail. The result? A creature of pure, unadulterated chaos.
This isn't the gloomy plush toy you grew up with. This is what happens when you trade depression for hazy obsession. Featuring vibrant, high-impact DTG printing on premium cotton, this tee is a walking billboard for bad decisions and good times.
His eyes are redder than the devil’s dick, and his smile is wider than your chances of failing a drug test. Wear this when you want to ruin a family gathering or just let everyone know you’re operating on a higher frequency.
The "Sinner" Specs:
Fit: Relaxed enough to hide a food baby; structured enough to look good in a mugshot.
Fabric: 100% Cotton (Soft as the clouds you’re blowing).
Care: Wash cold, hang dry. Don't bleach it—it's already twisted enough.
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: THE-SALTY-SINNER
- Email: the-salty-sinner-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Donkey Downer" Tee (Re-Imagined)Collection: The Ruined Childhood Series Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|