The Melmac Munchies
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Some aliens eat cats; the cultured ones know better. The "Gourmet" tee is pure Salty Sinner DNA—loud, offensive, and dripping with zero-fucks-given attitude. We took your favorite wise-cracking 80s space import and gave him a much better appetite. Featuring a gritty, vintage comic-style graphic and bold retro lettering, this shirt isn’t for the easily offended. It’s a statement piece for the unapologetic. Premium comfort meets a degenerate message. Throw this on, disturb the peace, and let everyone know exactly what's on the menu.
Available in: Bone Tan, Classic White, and Blood Red.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: THE-SALTY-SINNER
- Email: the-salty-sinner-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Melmac Munchies Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
