The "Thirst Quencher" Hoodie

$49.99

Kill your thirst. Watch your back.

​We took the world’s most famous slasher and gave him a corporate sponsorship. This trippy, painterly masterpiece features the hockey-mask icon drenched in cola-red, standing guard over a vending machine that probably dispenses chaos instead of soda.

​It’s a vibrant, psychedelic collision of horror and hype. Printed on a premium, ultra-soft hoodie that feels like a hug (from someone who definitely wants to kill you).

​The Vibe: Pop-culture nightmare.

​The Fit: Cozy enough to hide in.

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.